What's on TV (and Other Media)

*"Real Housewives of Atlanta." Well, the season is over now, but it's Bravo, so nothing ever really goes away. The original "Real Housewives," in Orange County, was sort of inspired by "Desperate Housewives." There's also been one in New York. The plot, basically, is a bunch of too-rich women with not much to do besides get breast implants and stab one another in the back. The main variation between the shows, besides location, is how publicly they do it. Interesting look into Bravo programming here, if you want to get all highbrow about it.

*"Paris Hilton's My New BFF." It's a contest! To be Paris's BFF! And you have to, like, go to clubs and pick up boys! One of the contestants says she's Clark Gable's granddaughter. I would say it's a train wreck, but that might make it sound more interesting than it actually is.

*You really should watch Justin Timberlake dance around in high heels and a leotard. It's ... something. He's dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" from her new album, I Am ... Sasha Fierce. (Sasha Fierce is her stage name. It's a two-disc album, and each disc apparently shows a different side of her personality.) I would link to it, but I can't find it on Hulu, which has a variety of shows and a lot of "SNL" stuff on it. It's findable on YouTube, though.

*I'm guessing you watch Stewart & Colbert, so you probably know, but David Alan Grier has a new "news" show called "Chocolate News."

*I've never actually watched "The Hills," but the newest one-word-for-a-couple is "Speidi," which is Spencer and Heidi. I don't know more than that. You know what "The Hills" is, right?

*"Total Request Live" is now off the air.